mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

(via f1re-and-bl00d)

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(via f1re-and-bl00d)

lamentsofachick:

Epic Sax Guy [Original] HD (by Kristoffer Jakobsen)

cAN WE JUST BRING THIS GEM BACK PLEASE

THIS IS WHAT YOU MISS WHEN YOU DON’T WATCH EUROVISION

(via thefaultinourrachet)

cleveroswins:

i’m so lost right now what even is eurovision what is life what is the world why do i have to be american please send help.

nottoooldfordisney:

me: ah yes time to start my homework

me: *opens tumblr*

me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*

me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody* 

me: *rearranges room*

me: *reads les mis*

me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*

me: *writes a novel*

me: *publishes novel*

me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*

me: *takes the ring to mordor*

me: *defeats lord voldemort*

me: well its too late to start it now

(via prawnstarrs)

thesteltenpole:

sa-re:

Oh my god

Well those jokes weren’t funny at all.

(Source: smoothyeti, via ohflowah)

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thesteltenpole:

sa-re:

Oh my god

Well those jokes weren’t funny at all.

(Source: smoothyeti, via ohflowah)

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

(Source: vexingholmes, via maidyoongi)

hi:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(via poetic)

theyellowbrickroad:

*likes your selfie* well thats enough charity work for today

(via pizza)

internetgf:

distraited:

guys if u look at her head, her legs cross but if you look at her feet they hit each other look

why would u point that out u fucked me up

(via yourebetteroffhere)

Timestamp: 1399238860

internetgf:

distraited:

guys if u look at her head, her legs cross but if you look at her feet they hit each other look

why would u point that out u fucked me up

(via yourebetteroffhere)